Downhole humor comes from our Water Well Journal that we get and I thought I would pass some of the humor on to you.
No way you can do that
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" the older man said. "I will bet you a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheel-barrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied with a laugh. "Let's see what you got!"
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheel-barrow by the handles. Then nodding to the young man, he said, "All right, motor mouth, get in!"
Submitted by J.H.
That's low
"Cash, check, or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed that she had a remote control for a television in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
Needed, a good editor
A Minnesota couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they had spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic jobs, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the flowing day. The husband checked into the hotel. He decided to send an e-mail to his wife to let her know he had arrived. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail on to someone else.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed in the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived
Date: October 18, 2007
I know you're surprised to hear from me. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!!
